I was at the dentist the other day and something really interesting happened. Which is strange in and of itself, because the dentist is really boring. He has this new assistant working there, she is really cute. And we hit it off really well. I just ended a two year relationship, and now is the perfect time. One thing, though is the last year or so I’ve kind of let myself go. And in order to impress this new girl, I need to lose weight fast. I’m going back in to see the dentist in another three weeks, so I’ve to figure out a way to burn off this belly fat in a hurry. I don’t want her to think I’m some lazy fat guy that is always hitting on dental assistants. Although I met my last two girlfriends the same way, in the dentist’s office. I hope this new girl doesn’t figure that out.